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Friday

CINDEREALLY-CHAPTER 5

‘'You’re what ?’' Honey Boo asked,almost screamed. She tipped her thick eyebrows and stared at the creepy looking old lady who was standing infront of her in disbelief.

Fairy Gawd not Mother on the other hand was smiling widely,from her mouth to her ears,which is probably the most menacing grin Cindereally ever saw.Somehow reminding her of the psychotic killer doll,Chucky.

Tilting her massive head,Fairy Gawd Not Your Mother answered Honey Boo question."I’m a fairy."

"what the actual f-"

Both of the twins jerked,and Cindereally swear she never saw those two girls ever look that scared.They were holding each other hand,and starting to shriek like a lunatics.

"OMG SHE’S A WITCH" Bella notswan retorts loudly,and begin to blink her eyes dramatically and lean her body backwards,in which she attempted to look like she almost passed out,but she didn’t.

"I’M NOT A WITCH YOU SILLY PUTTY.FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME I’M TELLING YOU I’M A EFFIN FAIRY."

The creepy looking fairy scoffed,she looked like she can burst into tiny bits of powders and magic glitters in any seconds.Well its not her fault that she didn’t look like fairies in fairytales should be.But it is her fault for grinning and tilting her head like some psychotic serial killer.

‘Seriously.’ Honey Boo rolled her eyes,raising a hand to delicately pushed a string of hair and tucked it behind her ears.’You looked suspicious . Cindynina , whoever you had took in to our house. You better ask her to got the hell out.’

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"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY."

There is it,an old lady who self proclaimed herself as a fairy godmother now officially looking like a serial killer.Her eyes seems like they’re gonna pop out and her cheeks becoming really,really way too red.And the next second,she held out her wands,muttering a few words that Cindynina hardly could understand.

But she’s pretty sure she heard ‘you don’t believe me? Okay I’ll show you!’ coming off from that cracked pale lips.

And the next thing she knows,the wand producing a really bright,blinding light,Cindereally had to close her eyes.She could hear the sound of the twins silmutaneously screaming their head off,and then … Silence.

All that she could think is the fairy had turned the disturbing and mentally retarded stepsisters to frogs or even pandas,she didn’t really care.If she had,this would be something better than being turned into a princess just to marry the brat prince.Waaaaaay better.She smirked,opening her both eyes slowly , expecting to see an ugly frog and a big,chubby panda lying infront of her.

But all she can see is.

A freaky looking parrot with green and blue feathers is standing stiffly in a metal cage.As she thought this parrot could be one of her stepsisters,her wide smile became to dull when she actually spotted that two silly brats were hiding behind the closet.

SO.WHO IS THIS.

"oh god,I’m so sorry I’ve turned your stepmother to a parrot OMFG I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to-"

"WHAT"

For a second,Cindynina forgot how to breathe.This is a parrot.Which is also her stepmother.What worser than having a bird that was popular for being talkative , and the part that make its way worser is the fact that this weird parrot IS her stepmother. Her mouth muttered ‘shit’ a few times , but she couldn’t do anything rather than just give the bird (I mean,her stepmother) a symphatetic look.

From the corner of the closet,the twins whines and shriek can be heard.But they were still hiding behind the closet,didn’t even care to come out even after seeing their own mother being turned into a bird.

‘OMG MOM.’

‘TURN HER BACK YOU WITCH’

The Fairy Gawd Not (Your) Mother sighed."I can try to change her back."

"no,please don’t." Cindynina herself couldn’t believe the words she just said.Time for revenge ? Well maybe.

To be honest,Cindynina did enjoy seeing her stepsisters trembling in fear while trying their best hiding themselves behind the closet.It was just they weren’t smart enough to actually figure out she can see them.

Cindynina glared back at the self proclaimed Fairy Godmother and hissed.

"Back to our conversation,I don’t want to be a princess and marrying the brat prince.i just want to get the hell outta here and live a happy life without these three life ruiners."She said,referring the two girls that were hiding and yeah,the parrot in the birdcage.

Just a couple hours ago,this old woman came out of nowhere and convicing her that she was a fairy and that she can help her wildest dream becoming reality.And no,being a princess overnight wasn’t one of them.The idea of ‘I’ll transform your face,hair and clothes to match the prettiest girl ever alive and you’ll attend the ball,captivate the prince’s heart and marry him.Oh,and Boom! You’ll become rich and powerful.’ Didn’t really amuses her.Additionally,it was the brat prince they’re talking about.Just thinking of him makes her shiver in disgust.

“Well,honey.You can get what you want if you be a princess.”

Cindynina shoot the old woman a threatening look that can be translated to words like 'what did you just say’ or maybe even ‘are you on drugs?’.

Sighs.

For the first time in her life,Fairy Gawd Not (your) Mother think hard to convince this level headed girl.If she couldn’t complete her task,which is transforming this poor silly putty rascal from drab to fab,she will not get the bonus she desire the most---eternal youth.

Hey,who says fairy can’t have a wish?

Cindynina stomped her feet hard on the tiles,waiting for the final answer.

Fairy Gawd Not (your) Mother begin to have cold feet,because she can’t think any either way.With Cindynina’s loud thumping sound , her own brain thinking and the frivolous twins disturbing whispers,she couldn’t focus. WAIT.

THE TWINS!

Yes that is it!

“Are you sure you don’t want to be a princess?” She asked again,for the tenth time.This time,her words are woven with a little hint of confidence,and a sly tiny smirk.

Cindynina nodded aggressively and repetively,showing just how much she refuse to be a princess.

“then I might as well just change your sisters then.”

"WHAT."

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